Thursday, November 27, 2008

I still hate Bill Keane

You should all know what's coming. Let's get started.



Billy thinks that women don't deserve an education.


If anybody can explain this one in a way that doesn't involve Dolly getting measurements for the internet porn site she's starting, please, for the love of all that is holy, clue me in.


Billy will one day use an anatomically correct doll to explain this comment to a jury.


Mrs. Keith foolishly thought that the Keane children would forget about their claim to her first-born.



Over the course of his life, Jeffy will utter this sentence innumerable times, replacing the word "spoon" with the names of anybody he ever thought loved him. They didn't.


Dad is trying to teach Dolly the only skills he feels she will ever need.
or
Dolly makes her blatant disregard for even basic cleanliness known.


The poor deluded bastard...

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